_ __ _ __ ____ (_) /__(_) /_____ _ / __ \/ / //_/ / __/ __ `/ / / / / / ,< / / /_/ /_/ / /_/ /_/_/_/|_/_/\__/\__,_/ __ __ _ __ _____ _ ______/ /___ / /__(_)___ ___ ____ _ __ / / / / _ \ | / / __ / __ \/ //_/ / __ `__ \/ __ \ | / / / /_/ / __/ |/ / /_/ / /_/ / ,< / / / / / / / /_/ / |/ / \__, /\___/|___/\__,_/\____/_/|_/_/_/ /_/ /_/\____/|___/ /____/
this is my web page. there are many like it, but this one is mine. my web page is my best friend. it is my life. i must master it as i must master my life. without me, my web page is useless. without my web page, i am useless. i must spin my web page true. i must spin better than the commercial web who is trying to kill the non- commercial web. i must `rm -rf` it before it `rm -rf`s me. my web page and i know that what counts is not the number of letters we type, the bloat of our ads, nor the irc arguments we make. we know that it is the content that counts. my web page is human, even as i, because it is my life. thus, i will learn it as a brother. i will learn its weakneses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its texts and its binaries. i will keep my web page's <pre> content at 72 char max or less, and html/css ready, even as i am ready to web. we will become part of each other. before paul, ben, and mike, i swear this creed. my web page and i are defenders of the tilde club. we are the masters of our enemy. we are the saviors of my life and free/noncommercial internet. so be it, until victory is tildeverse's and there is no enemy, but peace!
some links and stuff:
You may want to read: the tilde.club wiki for help.